TRUE STORY… Gal from New Mexico visits In and Out Burger in Texas and asks for a side of green chili with her burger. Guy at the arm to arm busy joint looks *really* confused and says “you mean jalapeeeeeeaaaños?” Gal says “no. You know? Green chili?” Guy says “ohhhhhhhhhh yeah,” and reaches under the counter. Gal looks super happy and relieved until guy slides this little cup of yellow hots to her.