Archive for the ‘Sarcasm’ category

Just Grumpy Cat

May 12, 2019

Mike O’Hearn has apparently been training at Mandrill’s while he’s filming a movie here in New Mexico. The Manson Brothers Midnight Zombie Massacre is being filmed somewhere around here. I thought it was proof I’m focused in the gym and stay on track when a 4x Mr. Universe can waltz in and I don’t even notice. Too funny.

Makin’shit up

April 29, 2019

When I retire, I’ll spend all day just thinking up, awesomely creative shit for the Iron Church. That includes workouts as well. No doubt.

“I’m an idea bank bitches.” ~Felicia

♦️2019♦️

January 1, 2019

Watch “Trust No One [lol]” on YouTube

September 6, 2018

Sum super slow mo’ fun at home last week… Love lizards♡

And there he is… 🙂

Soooo Focused

March 21, 2018

《••Meme by Felicia Lujan••》

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“Bring the mind into sharp focus and make it alert so that it can immediately intuit truth, which is everywhere. The mind must be emancipated from old habits, prejudices, restrictive thought processes and even ordinary thought itself.”

~>Bruce Lee, Tao of Jeet Kune Do

No One Trick Pony

February 17, 2018

you got that right
there’s no disagreeing
ya got no one trick here
smart and strong
court unicorns
just magical, my dear

gotta say
figured me out
ya got no one trick here
built Ford tough
with gold laced heart
simply magical, my dear


by Felicia Lujan
2.17.2018

Fitness Addict… Fo’ Sho

January 6, 2018

Watch “The Leak: A Cyanide & Happiness Short” on YouTube

November 17, 2017

~LoooooL~

Not Always Super

September 20, 2017

I thought my new Superman toy looked good on my dashboard today. Good and symbolic… with one arm.

Good tip from 730+ Bench Record Holder 

August 16, 2017

BM looks tiny next to this beast while asking for one tip for aspiring bench lovers. KS says “don’t wait for it, work for it.” Indeed…

Frozen Reminder

June 11, 2017

Loved the latest season of Gotham. My favorite quote of the season was in the finale.  

Riddler… “Why didn’t you just kill me Oswald?”

Penguin… “You are the one time I let love weaken me and I want you around as a constant reminder to never make that mistake again.”

Digital composite of Penguin and The Riddler by Felicia

Lord is Taken

May 14, 2017

Ommmmm… yeah… Chris… Chris… Chris…

It was fine for you to be Star-Lord, but hey- the Lord of the Gym title has been taken for a while by yours truly. I’m just sayin’… ya better ✅ that.

~Spread in the May 2017 issue of Men’s Fitness~

The Weeknd Look~Alikes  

April 1, 2017

Crack me up… I’m putting myself on blast with this one, but I always say I look like Don King when I get up, but this morning my son told me I look like The Weeknd. I told him that he does too.

Friendship Survey

March 17, 2017

I think from now on I’ll have people complete my new survey before we even become friends. It just helps insure that we’re on the right track you know? My friend since high school went through a draft of this survey with me. When we got to #9, she said “I plank” and we both laughed. I said “that works,” plus she owns a yoga studio. When we got to the end she goes “yes! I knew I was your friend” and we high 5’ed it!


 

Fun with Nails

March 5, 2017

It’s funny, but if I had a penny for every time someone asked me how I do things with nails, I’d buy a huge tub of protein. My gym pal and I decided we needed a spa visit. Yep… we’re girls who lift with nails. Last week an older man in the gym asked me how I did it with “those nails?” I told him I’d “use my nail to poke his eye out.” Maybe I should have invited him to watch me bench today? 😂


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